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Our menu rotates with the seasons. All orders are custom. Contact us to discuss yours.
The Prima Facie Pastry
$5.00each
Buttery, flaky, and absolutely irrefutable. Twice-baked with frangipane and sliced almonds. This is the kind of evidence that wins before the defense even opens its mouth. One bite and the case is closed.
The Deadlocked Delicacy
$75.00per cake
Six alternating layers of vanilla and dark chocolate sponge, separated by walls of silky buttercream. The jury is hung. They simply cannot agree on which layer is best. We consider this a win.
Free of Charge. Not Free of Calories.
$20.00per dozen
Dense, fudgy, and made with dark chocolate. Some things in life are non-negotiable. The name is ironic. These will cost you dearly in willpower. Available in original or walnut.
Can't decide between brownie or cookie? The jury is still out on the brookies!
The Undecided Verdict
$22.00per dozen
A half-brownie, half-cookie hybrid that refuses to pick a side. Dense fudge brownie meets thick chocolate chip cookie dough, baked together in one gloriously indecisive square. The deliberation is delicious.
The Primary Evidence: Thick, soft, and guilty of being delicious.
Exhibit C(ookie)
$18.00per dozen
Thick, bakery-style cookies with crisp edges and a soft, pillowy center. Available in classic chocolate chip, double dark chocolate, and brown butter snickerdoodle. Submitted into evidence. Objection overruled.
A Summary Judgment: Small in size, but the flavor is indisputable.
The Summary Judgment
$30.00per dozen
Small in stature. Irrefutable in flavor. Our cupcakes are baked in rotating seasonal flavors with a generous crown of whipped buttercream. The verdict is in. You want one. You want twelve.
The Hostile Witness
$28.00per tart
A bright, puckering lemon curd nestled in a crisp, buttery shortcrust shell. Tart, bold, and entirely unapologetic. Just like the best cross-examination. It will not go easy on you. You will thank it.
Mandatory Appearance
$14.00per loaf
Long-fermented sourdough with a crackling crust and a tender, open crumb. You did not choose this bread. It chose you. Baked in small batches. Resistance is inadmissible.
You Have the Right to Remain Indulgent
$24.00per dozen
You have the right to remain delicious. Anything you eat can and will be used against your diet in a court of law. Handcrafted French macarons in rotating seasonal flavors including passionfruit, lavender, and salted caramel.
Pricing is per unit. All orders are custom and confirmed by email.
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